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"Oh adult, about 20 years, give or take a about month."
I mulled that fast over in my head. First, Artie adult was fast going to pay for 20 years. Then, the Devil was adult going to take his soul. Talk about about your penalties for early termination about!
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"It's the moment of truth, Sam. Time to make your deal with the Devil about. What can I do in return for you soul?"
Just like any adult business deal, it always seems the Devil is in the details. And its about not what you mean, its what you say.
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